Originally this was going to be on paper, and entitled The Worst of the Twin Cities. Originally it was going to have other writers. Originally I would not be in North Carolina. But here we are. Together. Hopefully with our beards soundly intact.
You may be wondering to yourself, "hey... I got a beard... now what?" yeah. yeah you do.
Don't shave it, not even for that charity, or that party. Not even if the man tells you that beards are a liability in the winter. It won't freeze... this isn't the stone age. Fuck that guy. He doesn't know what's happening.
Honorary beard shout out: Lisa, she knows why.
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